Quizzes

    Think you’ve got your head wrapped around ? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
    Q. Which of the following is one of the family pets?


    A ferret named Uncle Moojibur
    A pony named Sir Winks-a-Lot
    A gerbil named Paula Pinkie
    A parrot named King George
    A saber-toothed tiger named Captain Anachronism
    Q. What is underneath Matilda’s home?


    A funeral parlor
    Considering how effortlessly she dissected that frog in biology, I would guess about twenty human skeletons
    An ice cream shop
    A coffeehouse
    Q. What happens to Polly?


    She comes down with a fever but pulls through
    She comes down with a fever and dies
    She comes down with boogie fever, even after being warned by her doctor to stop doin’ the bump bump bump
    Q. What does Matilda think of Nathaniel Benson?


    She thinks he’s a terrible bully
    She is developing romantic feelings for him
    She thinks he could probably benefit from using some teeth whitening strips
    She is creeped out by the fact that he follows her everywhere she goes
    Q. What do the doctors do in an attempt to cure Lucille?


    Drain her blood
    Amputate her arm
    Bathe her in ice
    Not especially encouraged by the prognosis, they advise her to say ten Hail Marys and call them in the morning
    Q. What do Matilda and her grandfather do to avoid infection?


    Quarantine themselves in their bedrooms
    Get the old hazmat suits out of storage
    Leave town
    Cover their bodies with an ointment that is supposed to protect against mysterious illnesses
    Clean out Walgreen's of all doses of Cipro
    Q. Where does Matilda wake after falling ill with the fever?


    The side of the road
    Her home
    A jail cell
    A hospital
    Outer space. Or, possibly, that’s just the fever talking.
    Q. Of what does Matilda’s grandfather die?


    Old age
    Injuries sustained in a fight
    Choking on a candy, which is ironic, as he had always said that chocolates would be the death of him
    The fever
    Q. What do Matilda and Eliza do together?


    Care for fever patients
    Flee the country
    Open a new coffeehouse across the street from the old one
    Enter themselves into a series of tag team competitive eating contests as a bonding exercise
    Q. What happens to Lucille?


    She dies from the fever
    She lives through the fever, but is killed by looters
    She lives through the fever and is reunited with Matilda
    I don’t know - I only skimmed that part