A side-by-side translation of Act 1, Scene 1 of Romeo and Juliet from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Source: Folger Shakespeare Library | |
Enter Sampson and Gregory, with swords and bucklers, SAMPSON Gregory, on my word we’ll not carry coals. GREGORY No, for then we should be colliers. SAMPSON I mean, an we be in choler, we’ll draw. GREGORY Ay, while you live, draw your neck out of SAMPSON I strike quickly, being moved. GREGORY But thou art not quickly moved to strike. SAMPSON A dog of the house of Montague moves me. GREGORY To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to SAMPSON A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I GREGORY That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest | On the streets of Verona, two young Capulet servants, Sampson and Gregory, are hanging out and trash-talking the Montagues. Sampson says he won't take any sass from the Montagues. In fact, if he passes any Montagues on the street, he'll walk on the side closer to the wall so they have to walk in the gutter. |
SAMPSON ’Tis true, and therefore women, being the GREGORY The quarrel is between our masters and us 20 | When Gregory says the weaker people always walk near the wall, Sampson says fine. He'll push the men toward the gutter and "thrust" the women toward the wall. Hey—it wouldn't be Shakespeare without a sex joke... |
SAMPSON ’Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. GREGORY The heads of the maids? 25 SAMPSON Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads. GREGORY They must take it in sense that feel it. | ...or two. Sampson says after he's fought with the men, he'll be friendly with the ladies. Maidenhead = virginity. And yes, he plans to be "civil" by taking their virginity. But the sexcapades don't end there. |
SAMPSON Me they shall feel while I am able to stand, GREGORY ’Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou | Sampson rounds out his gutter-banter with a reference to his erect penis. Gregory insults him by comparing his man-goods to a small piece of whitefish, dried and salted (poor-john). Then some Montagues enter, and the servants get serious. |
Enter Abram with another Servingman. SAMPSON My naked weapon is out. Quarrel, I will back GREGORY How? Turn thy back and run? SAMPSON Fear me not. GREGORY No, marry. I fear thee! SAMPSON Let us take the law of our sides; let them | Sampson and Gregory want to put their money where their mouths are, i.e., kick some Montague butt—but the Prince of Verona has laid out strict laws against starting fights. |
GREGORY I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it SAMPSON Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at | So, instead, they try to get the Montagues to start the fight. |
He bites his thumb. ABRAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? 45 SAMPSON I do bite my thumb, sir. ABRAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? SAMPSON, aside to Gregory Is the law of our side if I GREGORY, aside to Sampson No. 50 SAMPSON No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, GREGORY Do you quarrel, sir? ABRAM Quarrel, sir? No, sir. SAMPSON But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as 55 ABRAM No better. SAMPSON Well, sir. | Sampson gives the Montagues the Elizabethan finger—he bites his thumb at them. Then the men banter back and forth, both sides trying to provoke the other without technically being the ones to start the fight. |
Enter Benvolio. GREGORY, aside to Sampson Say “better”; here comes SAMPSON Yes, better, sir. ABRAM You lie. SAMPSON Draw if you be men.—Gregory, remember They fight. | Gregory sees a fellow Capulet approaching and tells Sampson to go ahead and tell the Montague servants that the Capulets rule. He does, and 0.5 seconds later, they're fighting. |
BENVOLIO Part, fools! Drawing his sword. 65 | Benvolio, the resident nice guy, shows up with a, "Why can't we all just get along?" He draws his sword, but only to keep the peace. |
Enter Tybalt, drawing his sword. TYBALT BENVOLIO TYBALT They fight. | But Tybalt, resident Capulet mean-guy, dashes in and says something like, "I'm going to get medieval on your…personage." |
Enter three or four Citizens with clubs or partisans. CITIZENS | All hell, which has been bursting at the seams up until now, breaks loose. |
Enter old Capulet in his gown, and his Wife. CAPULET LADY CAPULET Enter old Montague and his Wife. CAPULET MONTAGUE LADY MONTAGUE | Adding fuel to the fire, the remaining members of each of the families come out to join the fight, or "fray," as they called it back then. And the old dudes won't be deterred, even when Capulet's wife tells him a crutch would be more useful to him than a sword. Ouch. |
Enter Prince Escalus with his train. PRINCE | Like any good schoolyard brawl, some authority figure shows up and puts an end to the fun. In this case, it is the Prince of Verona. And he's m-a-d. Apparently, this is the third time a full-scale riot has broken out because of the Capulet-Montague feud. The Prince orders everyone to cease and desist. (Except it takes him a lot longer to say it, and he adds that anyone breaking his no-fighting rule will be put to death.) |
All but Montague, Lady Montague, MONTAGUE, to Benvolio BENVOLIO LADY MONTAGUE | The Prince leaves, taking Capulet with him for a talking to. (Montague has been ordered to visit the Prince for a knuckle-rapping later that day.) With just Lord & Lady Montague and Benvolio left on stage, Benvolio explains how this latest fight started, and Lady M asks if anyone has seen her son, Romeo. |
BENVOLIO | Romeo, we find out, has been moping around in a "grove of sycamore," which, by the way, is Shakespeare's way of hinting that Romeo is lovesick or "sick amour." (Get it? Syc-a-more?) Not only that, says Benvolio, but Romeo never wants to hang out anymore. |
MONTAGUE BENVOLIO MONTAGUE BENVOLIO MONTAGUE | Montague chimes in, complaining that all Romeo ever does (when he's not skulking around in sycamore groves) is lock himself up in his dark bedroom. They've tried to figure out what's going on with him, but Romeo won't talk. Yep, sounds like a lovesick teenager to us. |
Enter Romeo. BENVOLIO MONTAGUE Montague and Lady Montague exit. | Benvolio, like any good friend, decides to spy for Romeo's parents. When he sees Romeo coming, he tells them to skedaddle. He'll find out what's got Romeo so down and let them know. |
BENVOLIO ROMEO Is the day so young? BENVOLIO ROMEO Ay me, sad hours seem long. BENVOLIO ROMEO BENVOLIO In love? 170 ROMEO Out— BENVOLIO Of love? ROMEO | Romeo wanders in and willingly tells Benvolio that he's in love with a girl who doesn't love him back. |
BENVOLIO ROMEO BENVOLIO No, coz, I rather weep. ROMEO BENVOLIO At thy good heart’s oppression. ROMEO Why, such is love’s transgression. | Cue Romeo's sighing, lamenting, and poetic musings. For a moment, it seems like he'll be fine when he asks Benvolio where they should grab lunch. But then he sees blood in the street (from the brawl) and goes into a downward spiral about how complex love is, so complex that it can inspire hate and grief. And, of course, lovesickness, which Romeo's clearly got bad. He says a bunch of depressing stuff and then tries to leave. |
BENVOLIO Soft, I will go along. ROMEO BENVOLIO ROMEO What, shall I groan and tell thee? BENVOLIO ROMEO BENVOLIO ROMEO BENVOLIO | Benvolio tells Romeo to wait up—he'll walk with him. When Benvolio asks who it is that Romeo's so in love with, Romeo reveals that it is...a woman. Seeing as how this is heteronormative 16th century Verona, Benvolio pretty much had that part figured out. Romeo narrows it down by adding that she's pretty. |
ROMEO BENVOLIO ROMEO | Romeo reveals that his unavailable crush has taken a vow of chastity and he boo-hoos about the fact that the still unnamed beautiful girl will never have any beautiful children. (It also means that Romeo will never get to make out with her in the back seat of his car, if you know what we mean.) Brain Snack: Romeo has been acting like a typical "Petrarchan lover" in this scene. Petrarch was a fourteenth-century Italian poet whose sonnets were all the rage in Renaissance England. In fact, Shakespeare's own collection of Sonnets is, in part, inspired by Petrarch's love poetry, which was written about "Laura," a figure who was as unavailable and unattainable as Romeo's current crush. |
BENVOLIO ROMEO BENVOLIO ROMEO ’Tis the way BENVOLIO They exit. | Benvolio tells his friend to get over it already, ugh. He says Romeo should look at other girls, but Romeo is skeptical. No one will compare. Benvolio disagrees and says he'll make Romeo forget his crush or die trying. |